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You ever notice how your fury level is directly proportional to the number of browser tabs you have open? I mean, one minute you're casually surfing the internet, and the next, you've got so many tabs open that even your computer starts giving you the side-eye.
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Fury is when you spend hours crafting the perfect email, and the response you get is just an emoji. Really? I poured my heart and soul into that message, and you reply with a thumbs up? I need an emoji-to-English dictionary just to decipher your one-character response.
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Have you ever been in a crowded elevator, and someone starts a conversation with you? Fury is trying to smile and nod politely while secretly wishing for the elevator doors to open and release you from this unexpected social interaction. Can we please keep our small talk limited to ground level?
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You ever notice how fury sneaks up on you in the self-checkout line at the grocery store? The machine suddenly decides it doesn't like the way you're bagging your items and starts yelling at you like it's auditioning for a role in a sci-fi thriller. I just wanted to buy some bananas, not engage in a battle of wits with a machine.
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Fury is when you're at a restaurant, and someone at the next table is taking pictures of their food for what feels like a full photoshoot. Meanwhile, your meal is getting cold, and you're contemplating starting your own photoshoot with the chef to capture the moment they realize you're still waiting for your order.
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Fury is when you're trying to watch a movie, and someone keeps asking questions every five minutes. It's like I'm running a commentary track for them, answering questions like I'm the film's Wikipedia page. Can we all just enjoy the movie in blissful silence, or is that too much to ask?
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Have you ever been stuck in traffic, and your fury starts building up like you're about to audition for the role of the Hulk in the next Avengers movie? I'm just sitting there, imagining my car transforming into a superhero, smashing through the gridlock with incredible strength. Move over, Hulk, here comes "Road Rage Racer.
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Fury is that moment when you're on hold with customer service, and they keep telling you, "Your call is important to us." If my call is so important, hire more people to answer it, and let's not pretend like my time isn't slowly slipping away into the abyss of hold music.
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You know you've reached peak fury when you're folding laundry, and that one sock mysteriously disappears. Where does it go? Is there a secret society of single socks living in another dimension? I'm convinced there's a sock Bermuda Triangle in my laundry room.
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