8 Jokes For Frontier

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Why did the cowboy start a band on the frontier? He wanted to 'lasso' some good tunes!
What did the bartender say to the cowboys causing trouble? 'You guys need to moooove along!
What do you call a cowboy's bed after a long day on the frontier? A bunk-bed!
How did the cowboy pay for his new ranch? With a 'loan' ranger!
How did the cowboy greet his horse at the crack of dawn? 'Good mornin', neigh-bor!
Why did the pioneer wear a belt with a clock on it? He wanted to 'waist' no time on the frontier!
Why did the prospectors open a bakery on the frontier? Because they wanted to make their 'gold' rise!
Why don't frontier explorers ever get lost? Because they always find their way, path-finding's in their jeans!

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