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It was Friendship Day, and Tom and Jerry had been best friends since kindergarten. To celebrate, they decided to exchange gifts that represented their friendship. Tom, known for his dry wit, thought it would be hilarious to gift Jerry a potted cactus, claiming it symbolized their "prickly yet enduring" bond. Little did Tom know that Jerry, in his clever wordplay, had decided to gift Tom a pet rock, insisting it embodied the "rock-solid foundation" of their friendship. As the gift exchange unfolded, the humor escalated when both friends burst into laughter, realizing the irony of their presents. Tom tried to water the pet rock, while Jerry carefully avoided hugging the cactus. The slapstick element kicked in when they attempted to swap gifts again, resulting in a chaotic dance of cactus dodging and pet rock juggling. In the end, the laughter was the best gift they could give each other.
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On Friendship Day, Lucy and Mike, avid fans of superhero movies, decided to surprise each other by dressing up as their favorite characters. Lucy, with her dry wit, chose to be Super Banana, while Mike, with clever wordplay, donned the cape of Captain Puddle. The slapstick unfolded when they both arrived at the park, only to find out that everyone else had dressed up as popular superheroes. The clever twist happened when a group of kids mistook Super Banana and Captain Puddle for the new comic book sensations. Lucy and Mike found themselves signing autographs and taking pictures, unintentionally becoming the local heroes for the day. In the end, the humor reached its peak when they embraced their newfound fame, realizing that sometimes the most unexpected friendships are the ones that save the day.
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On Friendship Day, Alex and Sam, known for their love of clever pranks, decided to surprise each other with a day-long adventure. Using dry wit, Alex rigged Sam's GPS to lead him to a 'secret treasure.' Simultaneously, Sam, with his clever wordplay, set up a trail of misleading signs for Alex. Unbeknownst to both, the GPS glitched, and the signs got mixed up, leading them on a wild goose chase. As they followed the nonsensical directions, the slapstick element unfolded when they ended up at the same deserted ice cream stand in the middle of nowhere. Their laughter echoed as they realized the absurdity of their journey. In the end, the punchline came when they discovered that the real treasure was the hilarious misadventure they shared, turning Friendship Day into an unplanned comedy of errors.
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On Friendship Day, Mary decided to throw a surprise party for her friend Bob. However, her dry wit led her to an unfortunate misunderstanding. Instead of inviting friends over, she hired a team of clowns, thinking their surprise performances would be the perfect way to celebrate. When Bob arrived, expecting a quiet get-together, he was met with a room full of overly enthusiastic clowns. The clever wordplay came into play as Bob tried to comprehend the situation, questioning Mary about the unexpected circus in his living room. The slapstick ensued when the clowns mistook Bob's confusion for participation, dragging him into their comical routines. In the end, the clever twist revealed Mary's original intention, turning the chaotic clown fest into an unforgettable Friendship Day memory.
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Can we talk about the pressure Friendship Day puts on us? It's like a relationship status update. You're not just celebrating friendship; you're proving its existence to the world. If you don't post a pic with your friend on social media, did your friendship even happen? There's this unspoken competition. Whose Friendship Day post gets more likes and comments? It's like, "Oh, you got a heart emoji? Well, my friend left a paragraph about how we're soulmates."
And then there's the fear of forgetting. You don't want to be that person who forgot to wish their friend a happy Friendship Day. It's like forgetting your wedding anniversary, but with more memes and hashtags.
So, here's my advice: celebrate your friends every day, not just on Friendship Day. Because let's be real, if you need a designated day to appreciate your friends, you might need better friends.
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I've decided to make Friendship Day resolutions. Yeah, forget New Year's resolutions; I'm focusing on being a better friend. My first resolution: respond to texts within 24 hours. I've been treating my friends' texts like fine wine, thinking they get better with time. Turns out, not everyone appreciates a delayed response. Resolution number two: stop pretending I've seen movies my friends recommend. "Oh yeah, I totally watched that film you told me about. That twist ending was something else." Meanwhile, I'm just nodding along, hoping my friend doesn't ask for details.
And lastly, I'm pledging to initiate plans. No more waiting around for someone else to suggest hanging out. I'm taking charge, scheduling those brunches, and being the social glue that holds my friend group together. Who knows, maybe I'll even declare a random day as Friendship Day just to keep everyone on their toes.
So, here's to a year of being a better friend, or at least pretending like I am. Happy Friendship Day, and may your resolutions be as half-hearted as mine!
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You guys hear about this Friendship Day thing? I mean, what's the deal with dedicating a whole day to friendship? Are we trying to prove something here? Like, every other day is a friendship audition, and Friendship Day is the final callback? I can imagine people going all out, exchanging friendship cards, planning friendship dinners. It's like, "Hey, happy Friendship Day! Here's a card that says you're awesome, and I didn't forget about you today!" It's like a social contract on steroids.
And then there's the pressure to find the perfect gift. What do you get your friend for Friendship Day? A "World's Best Friend" mug? I don't know about you, but my best friends are the ones who understand that I'm not a morning person, so don't give me a mug unless it's filled with coffee.
So, here's to all my friends who get me and still hang out with me despite my morning grumpiness. Happy Friendship Day, whenever that is!
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I was thinking about the dynamics of friendship these days. You know, back in the day, you'd make plans with a friend, and that was it. You either showed up, or you didn't. Now, it's like making plans is a negotiation. Friend: "Hey, let's hang out on Friendship Day!"
Me: "Sure, but can we make it a Netflix hangout? I'm booked with my favorite series that day."
It's like we're in a constant battle between friendship and the latest binge-worthy show. Sometimes, I feel like my friend is competing with the likes of Stranger Things for my attention. I can almost hear Netflix saying, "Oh, you're going out with friends? What about this new season, huh?"
And let's not even talk about the guilt trip. "You're choosing people over quality time with your favorite characters?" It's a tough call, but hey, nothing beats a good ol' face-to-face laugh with friends, even if you're secretly thinking about the cliffhanger waiting for you at home.
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Why did the bicycle fall over on Friendship Day? It was two-tired from all the friends tagging along!
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Friendship Day is like a good book. You can't put it down, and it always leaves you smiling at the end!
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I told my friend ten jokes to celebrate Friendship Day, hoping at least one would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!
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I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about construction on Friendship Day. They said, 'I'm still building our friendship!
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Friendship Day is like a garden. You have to nurture it with care and watch it bloom beautifully!
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Friendship is like a good cup of tea. It's warm, comforting, and makes everything better!
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Why did the smartphone and the tablet become best friends? Because they had such good chemistry!
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Why did the grapevine invite the strawberry to Friendship Day? Because it wanted to create a berry special bond!
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What did the blanket say to the bed on Friendship Day? 'I've got you covered!
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Why did the scarecrow become best friends with the birds? They were outstanding in their field!
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Why did the plant give the other plant a high-five on Friendship Day? Because they had such great roots together!
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My friend asked me to help with their puzzle on Friendship Day. I told them, 'Let's piece together this friendship!
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Why did the tomato turn red on Friendship Day? Because it saw its best friend, the chili pepper!
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What did one pen say to the other on Friendship Day? 'I feel so blue when you're not around!
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Friendship is like a boomerang. No matter how far you throw it, it always finds its way back!
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Why did the clock and the calendar become friends? They had so many good times together!
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Why did the music notes form a band on Friendship Day? Because they all harmonized so well together!
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What did one wall say to the other wall on Friendship Day? 'I'll meet you at the corner!
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Why was the math book upset on Friendship Day? It had too many problems with its friends!
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Why did the computer invite the printer to Friendship Day? Because it wanted to have a paper jam session!
The Procrastinator Friend
When your friend realizes it's Friendship Day but hasn't planned anything
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Friendship Day with my procrastinator friend is like a surprise party for him. He shows up with a gift, and I'm like, "Dude, the surprise was supposed to be for me, not you remembering Friendship Day at the last minute.
The Social Media Addict Friend
When your friend turns Friendship Day into an Instagram extravaganza
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Friendship Day with my friend is like a photoshoot. He's like, "Let's take a candid laughing shot!" I'm just hoping the laughter looks natural because we've been posing for an hour.
The Gift-Giving Challenge
When you and your friend exchange Friendship Day gifts, but one person clearly put more thought into it
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Friendship Day is like a gift-giving competition with my buddy. Last year, he got me a watch. This year, I got him a bookmark. Subtle way of saying, "Time to read a better book, friend.
The Forgetful Friend
When your friend forgets it's Friendship Day
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My friend forgot it was Friendship Day, so I sent him a Friendship Day card. He called me and said, "Thanks for the card, but why is there a calendar on the front?" I told him, "That's to remind you when Friendship Day is, genius.
The Overly Enthusiastic Friend
When your friend takes Friendship Day too seriously
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I told my friend, "Let's keep Friendship Day low-key this year." Next thing I know, he's renting a billboard that says, "Celebrating 10 Years of Friendship – Call for Tickets.
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So, on Friendship Day, my buddy gave me a friendship bracelet. It was nice until I found out it came with an installment plan. Turns out, friendship isn't free; it's buy now, pay later.
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Friendship Day is like a relationship status on Facebook. It's complicated. One friend wants to hang out, the other wants to binge-watch, and I just want some peace and quiet.
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On Friendship Day, I tried making plans with my best friend, and he said, Let's catch up soon. I think soon in friend language means the next lunar eclipse.
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I decided to throw a Friendship Day party, and you know it's a real friendship test when someone brings a fruitcake. I mean, do they even like us?
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I celebrated Friendship Day by posting a heartfelt message on social media. My friend replied with a thumbs-up emoji. I guess emotional support is the new Like button.
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You know, they have this thing called Friendship Day. I mean, come on, every day is Friendship Day for me. Except when I need help moving. Then it's suddenly Can't reach my phone Day.
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I bought my friend a gift for Friendship Day, and he said, You shouldn't have. Turns out, he meant it literally because he got me nothing.
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I asked my friend what he wanted for Friendship Day, and he said, Nothing, just your company. So I gave him a bill for my time. Hey, time is money, my friend!
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I got a text from a friend on Friendship Day that said, You're like family to me. I was flattered until I realized, wait a minute, my family never borrows money from me.
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You know you're getting older when you celebrate Friendship Day, and the main gift you exchange is advice on how to fix your back pain. Ah, the joys of aging with friends.
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Friendship day is the only day when your introverted friend emerges from their cave and sends you a heartfelt message. You're sitting there reading it, thinking, "Is this an alien takeover, or did they just genuinely express emotions?
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Friendship day is a lot like Valentine's Day, but without the pressure of finding a date. Instead, you just have to remember to reply to all those messages, or risk being labeled the friend who ghosted on Friendship Day. Ghosting isn't just for relationships, you know.
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Friendship day is that special time when you receive friendship bracelets that you'll wear for approximately two days before they mysteriously disappear into the void of mismatched socks and lost keys. It's like a friendship initiation test – can you keep track of the bracelet?
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Friendship day is that magical day when you receive more messages than on your birthday, and you're left wondering if you accidentally won the lottery or something. I mean, my inbox looks like I just became the president of a small, yet enthusiastic, country.
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Has anyone noticed that on friendship day, even your most mysterious friend suddenly becomes an open book? They spill all their secrets, and you're left wondering if they were just waiting for an annual permit to share their deepest, darkest confessions.
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Friendship day is the day when your group chat becomes a rapid-fire exchange of GIFs, memes, and nostalgic photos. It's basically a virtual party where the snacks are memes, and the drinks are laughter. Who needs physical parties anyway?
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You know you're adulting when the highlight of your friendship day is not receiving gifts but successfully coordinating a group call with friends across three different time zones. It's like organizing a UN summit, but with more laughter and inside jokes.
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Have you ever noticed how friendship day is like a pop quiz for your social skills? You suddenly have to remember everyone's name and act like you're the best of pals. It's the only day when pretending to remember someone's name becomes a competitive sport.
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You know you're in a true friendship when, on friendship day, you exchange gifts and both end up getting each other the same thing. It's like the universe's way of saying, "You two were meant to be friends – even your gift choices are in sync!
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Friendship day is the one day when your social media feed transforms into a Hall of Fame for your friendships. It's like a contest to see who can post the most throwback pictures with the sappiest captions. If there were medals for emotional captions, we'd all be Olympic champions.
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