18 Friends At School Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 16 2025

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Why did the math book look so sad at school? Because it had too many problems!
What do you call friends who love math? Algebros!
What did the calculator say to the student? 'You can count on me!
Why was the computer cold at school? It left its Windows open!
How do you organize a space party at school? You planet!
What's a math teacher's favorite place in school? Times Square!
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
What do you call friends who love to draw? Sketchy pals!
Making friends at school is like assembling a puzzle. You've got those pieces that fit perfectly, and then there's always that one weird-shaped piece that doesn't belong. Yeah, that's Chad. We're all still trying to figure out what puzzle he's a part of!
Making friends at school is like choosing a snack at the vending machine. You see the familiar faces, but then there's always that one obscure option that looks intriguing but could be a total letdown. Yeah, that's Dave – the vending machine mystery bag of friendships.
They say your vibe attracts your tribe, but my vibe must be broadcasting in Morse code or something. I tried making friends at school, but I think they misinterpreted my vibe as 'Send memes, avoid eye contact.' Now I'm the meme loner.
I've come to the conclusion that making friends at school is just an elaborate game of 'Who Can Pretend to Care About Your Weekend the Most?' It's like a social competition, and I'm over here with my participation trophy for asking, 'How was your weekend?'
Trying to make friends at school is like participating in a silent auction. You're checking out potential friendships from a distance, and just when you think you've found the perfect one, someone swoops in with a higher bid. Sorry, Susan, you can't outbid my charm!
I attempted making friends at school, but it turns out my social skills are stuck in the '90s. I asked someone if they wanted to be my friend, and they looked at me like I handed them a pager and asked for their AIM screen name. Maybe I should upgrade to the 21st century.
Trying to make friends at school is a lot like trying to parallel park. It looks easy from a distance, but once you get into it, there's a lot of awkward maneuvering, and you might accidentally bump into someone. Oops, sorry, Tim, didn't see you there!
I decided to take a scientific approach to making friends at school. I conducted a survey asking people what qualities they value most in a friend. Turns out, 'Shares snacks without judgment' ranked higher than 'Loyalty' and 'Trust.' Well, looks like I found my people – and my snack buddies!
Making friends at school is like navigating a minefield. You never know when you'll step on a sensitive topic and suddenly find yourself in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Spoiler alert: It doesn't, and friendships have been lost over less.
You know you're getting old when your definition of 'making friends at school' changes from finding someone with the coolest toys to finding someone with the best Wi-Fi password. Forget sharing crayons; now it's all about sharing Netflix passwords!

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