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Why did the French maid bring a pencil to the party? She wanted to draw some attention!
French Maid Fitness Program
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Having a French maid isn’t just about a clean house; it's an exercise in dodging flying feather dusters and sidestepping vacuum cords. Who knew I'd be signing up for an impromptu dance routine while trying to walk to the kitchen?
The French Maid's Time Warp
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I asked my French maid to come once a week, but I'm starting to think she's on a different calendar. Because in her world, once a week translates to showing up whenever she feels like it. Ah, the mysteries of timekeeping in the realm of French maids!
French Maid's Hidden Talents
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My French maid has a secret talent – turning any spill into an avant-garde art installation. She doesn't clean it up; she just adds a fancy name to it and calls it Kitchen Mishap à la Moderne. I swear, I've seen abstract paintings that make more sense!
French Maid Magic
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I thought getting a French maid would make my life easier. Turns out, the only magic she's got is making my bank account disappear faster than you can say Ooh la la!
The French Maid's Mystery Box
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You know you've got a French maid when every time you open a drawer, it's like a surprise gift – not because it's organized, but because you never know what household item will be stashed in the wrong place. No, that's not where the spatula goes, Madame Maid!
The French Maid Efficiency
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I asked my French maid to speed up the cleaning process. Now, I’m convinced she's mastered the art of teleportation – one second, she's in the bedroom, the next, she's vanished with my last clean shirt! It's like living with a cleaning ninja.
The French Maid Fix-Up
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I asked my French maid if she could do some light repairs around the house. Next thing I know, she's rearranged the furniture, painted the walls, and declared my entire place a DIY disaster zone! I just wanted a leaky faucet fixed, not a complete home makeover!
The Misadventures of a French Maid
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You know, I tried hiring a French maid once to clean up my place. But instead of tidying up, she just critiqued my interior design choices. I didn't know I was signing up for a cleaning service with a side of haute couture judgment!
The Secrets They Don't Tell You About French Maids
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Ever notice how French maids in movies always manage to look flawless while doing housework? I hired one, and let me tell you, she's not the one doing any cleaning – it's her feather duster doing all the work. It's like a magic wand, except instead of casting spells, it just moves dust around!
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