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I told my friend he couldn't make a pun about potatoes. He said, 'Challenge accepted, let me ketchup!
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I tried to make a French fry pun, but it was too crinkly. I guess I'll have to straighten it out!
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Why did the potato break up with the French fry? It felt mashed in the relationship.
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How do French fries apologize? They say, 'I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to ketchup!
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Why did the French fry become a detective? It wanted to catch the potato thief red-handed!
French Fry Relationships
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Relationships are like French fries. You start off sharing, but as time goes on, you become more territorial, guarding your fries like they're the last crispy sticks on Earth. Love is a battlefield, and the battleground is a greasy paper bag.
The French Fry Conundrum
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You ever notice how ordering French fries is a lot like life? You start with a full plate, and before you know it, they've mysteriously disappeared, leaving you wondering if you even enjoyed them or if it was just a potato-based illusion.
French Fry Fitness
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I decided to join a gym to get in shape. Turns out, my fitness routine consists of lifting French fries from the plate to my mouth. Who said you can't turn snacking into a workout?
French Fry Therapy
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I went to a therapist because I thought I had issues. Turns out, my real problem was unresolved conflicts with curly fries. The therapist suggested I embrace the straight and narrow path—literally.
French Fry Etiquette
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They say there's no I in French fries, but there is an I in I'm not sharing my fries. It's all about knowing the unwritten rules of fry etiquette—like no double-dipping and never touching someone else's ketchup.
French Fry Philosophy
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I was contemplating the meaning of life the other day while eating French fries. It hit me—life is like a French fry. Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, and too short for anyone's liking.
French Fry Crimes
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Ever notice that sharing French fries is like negotiating a peace treaty? You agree to split them evenly, but then someone always crosses the invisible fry border, and suddenly, it's an international incident on your plate.
French Fry Fortune Telling
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I tried reading my future in a pile of French fries, but all I saw was a spud-based Rorschach test. I asked the fry guy for a refund, but he just shrugged and said, You're gonna have a salty future.
French Fry Fear
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I have a friend who's afraid of commitment, but only when it comes to French fries. The fear of settling down with just one type of fry is real. You never know when sweet potato fries might come into your life and change everything.
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