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The Fashion Designer
Trying to match the elegance of the French flag in a new collection.
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I showed my French flag-inspired dress to a model. She said, 'It's beautiful, but can I also get one with an adjustable waistline for all the croissants I plan on eating?'
The Diplomat
Navigating delicate international relations with the subtlety of the French flag.
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I had a diplomatic meeting during a French parade. I thought the floats were a distraction, turns out it was just their way of saying, 'Let's talk after the baguette buffet.'
The Language Teacher
Teaching the nuances of French language and trying not to offend anyone.
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I tried teaching a French parrot. It started saying, 'Polly veut une baguette.' Now, it only eats croissants and insists on espresso breaks.
The Olympic Athlete
Training to be as resilient as the French flag in the face of challenges.
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I tried to do a gymnastics routine inspired by the French flag. Let's just say, it's hard to stick a landing when your leotard has more folds than a map of Paris.
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