7 Jokes For Fozzie

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Updated on: May 10 2025

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I asked a fozzie if it ever wanted to try stand-up comedy. It said, 'I'm more of a 'sit-down-and-chuckle' kind of bear.
I told a fozzie it should try improv comedy. It replied, 'I'm more of a 'paw'scripted kind of bear.
I asked a fozzie to tell me a bedtime joke. It replied, 'I don't want to 'paw' you any bad dreams!
I told a fozzie he should become a stand-up comedian. He replied, 'I'm more of a sit-down-and-pun kind of bear.
I tried teaching a fozzie some stand-up comedy. It said, 'I'm better at 'paw'etry—bear with me!
I asked a fozzie if it knew any good jokes. It replied, 'Sure, I've got a 'beary' good one, but it's a bit 'paw'sonal.
I tried telling a fozzie a knock-knock joke, but it just replied, 'Who's there? I'm already 'bear' waiting for the punchline!

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