5 Fourth Grade Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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The Teacher

Dealing with mischievous students
Teaching fourth graders is a constant struggle between wanting to encourage their creativity and desperately hoping they don't get too creative with their excuses for not doing homework. "My dog ate it" is so last century; now it's all about "my robot vacuum shredded it.

The Janitor

Battling the aftermath of art class
In fourth grade, spilled milk isn't just a metaphor for life's disappointments; it's an actual incident that requires immediate mop intervention. And don't get me started on the glitter spills—those are like tiny, shiny landmines.

The Principal

Balancing disciplinary actions with empathy
The hardest part of my job is convincing the PTA that installing a giant slide in the middle of the school for quick exits during fire drills is a bad idea. Kids in fourth grade don't need extra encouragement to embrace chaos.

The Student

Navigating the complex world of playground politics
Homework is like a covert mission in fourth grade. You have to sneak it past your video games, dodge your mom's interrogation about finished assignments, and then execute a flawless hand-in during morning roll call. Mission accomplished... sometimes.

The Lunch Lady

Meeting diverse dietary demands
You know you're a fourth-grade lunch lady when you've mastered the art of serving mystery meat with a smile. The secret ingredient? A dash of optimism and a sprinkle of "Don't ask, just eat.

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