17 Jokes For Foursome

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Updated on: Jul 20 2025

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What did the number four say to the number six? Stop spreading rumors – I'm not two squared!
Why did the bicycle fall over during the group ride? It was a two-tired foursome!
I went to a restaurant with three friends, and they insisted we order a dish with four different flavors. It was a taste bud foursome!
Why did the number four join a band? Because it wanted to be a part of a foursome!
What do you call a group of musicians playing on a golf course? A fairway foursome!
Why did the golfer bring extra socks to the foursome? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the mathematician refuse to play cards in a group of four? Because he was afraid of square roots!

The Quadruple Dilemma

I recently had a foursome. It was like trying to coordinate a dance routine with three people who have never seen a dance floor in their lives. Let me tell you, the only synchronized move we mastered was the awkward shuffle.

Foursome or Tetris?

I recently tried a foursome. It felt less like a steamy encounter and more like playing Tetris with body parts. I kept thinking, If I rotate this way and shift that way, maybe we can complete a line and call it a night.

The Four Musketeers... and Me

I tried a foursome, thinking it would be like a musketeer adventure. All for one and one for all, right? Turns out, it's more like one for themselves, and I'm just there hoping my contribution counts as a participation medal.

The Grand Tetrad Shuffle

So, I tried a foursome once. It felt like participating in a bizarre dance-off where the only move I could pull off was the awkward spin and pray no one notices I have no rhythm.

Four's a Crowd, Especially in Bed

I thought I was living the dream when I got invited to a foursome. Turns out, it's more like a nightmare when you can't remember everyone's name, and you're just hoping the person you're touching is on your contact list.

Mixing Up the Spice Rack

Being in a foursome is like trying to cook a gourmet meal with too many chefs in the kitchen. It's chaos! I asked for a little salt, and someone handed me a pepper spray. That's not what I meant!

Four on the Floor, None in Sync

Ever been in a foursome where everyone's rhythm is off? It's like trying to enjoy a jazz concert where each musician is playing a different song. I call it the symphony of sexual confusion.

Lost in the Quadrilateral Maze

They say a foursome is like navigating uncharted territory. Well, let me tell you, it felt less like an adventure and more like being lost in a maze. I kept looking for the exit, but all I found were dead ends and awkward encounters.

Foursome, the Human Jigsaw Puzzle

Imagine a jigsaw puzzle with four pieces that don't quite fit together. That's a foursome for you. It's less about completing the picture and more about trying not to lose any pieces along the way.

Foursome Fumbles

You ever hear about the time I accidentally found myself in a foursome? Yeah, it was me, confusion, embarrassment, and regret. It's like playing a game of Twister with your emotions, and no one's a winner!

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