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The City Valet Driver
Trying to park a four-wheel-drive monster in a city designed for compact cars.
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I asked the owner of the gigantic four-wheel-drive, "Do you want me to park it in the regular spot or the 'we had to invent a new category for your car' spot?
The Overly Enthusiastic Car Salesman
Trying to sell a four-wheel-drive car to someone who lives in the heart of a big city.
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I tried convincing this urbanite to buy a four-wheel-drive, and he looked at me and said, "I've got a subway pass; I don't need a car that can handle rugged terrain. I need one that can navigate a crowded escalator.
The Outdoor Adventure Enthusiast
Explaining the benefits of four-wheel-drive to someone who thinks camping involves a hotel with no room service.
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I told my friend, "With a four-wheel-drive, you can conquer any terrain!" He replied, "Why would I want to conquer it when I can Instagram it from the comfort of my air-conditioned car?
The Suburban Parent
Dealing with the judgment from other parents because your four-wheel-drive is just a little too fancy.
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My neighbor asked, "Why do you need a four-wheel-drive in the suburbs?" I said, "Well, you never know when the soccer field might turn into a war zone. Gotta be prepared.
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