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Why did the fountain apply for a job? It wanted to make a splash in the business world!
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I told my friend I'm building a fountain that dispenses chocolate. He said, 'That sounds sweet!
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I tried to write a poem about a fountain, but it didn't rhyme. I guess I'm not well-versed in water verse!
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Why was the fountain so good at keeping secrets? It knew how to keep things under wraps!
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I asked the fountain if it wanted to be in a movie. It said, 'I'm not sure, I'm not really into splashy roles!
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I asked my friend for advice on love, and he said, 'Love is like a fountain – it flows freely when you least expect it.' I think he's confusing love with indigestion.
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I asked a genie for a wish, and he said, 'You have one wish – choose wisely.' So, naturally, I wished for a never-ending chocolate fountain. No regrets.
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They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone sad while tossing a coin into a fountain? Clearly, they've never paid their water bill.
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The Fountain of Youth – because who needs wrinkles when you can have water pressure problems instead?!
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I thought about investing in a home with a fountain in the backyard. But then I remembered, I can't even keep a houseplant alive, let alone a water feature.
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They say a watched pot never boils. Well, a watched fountain never stops being a decorative lawn ornament. I've tested this theory – it's true.
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I saw a sign near a fountain that said, 'Wishing coins only.' So, I threw my credit card in and wished for a better credit score. It didn't work.
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I visited Rome and saw the famous Trevi Fountain. I made a wish, and now I'm waiting for my lifetime supply of spaghetti to be delivered. I hope they have gluten-free options.
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I found a fountain in the park labeled 'Do Not Drink.' I thought, 'Finally, a refreshing challenge!'
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