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The Skeptic Fortune Cookie Eater
Trying to decipher the cryptic messages.
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I got a fortune that said, "You will be successful in your career." I'm just wondering if the fortune cookie company has a direct line to my boss, because I could use some backup during my next performance review.
The Literal Fortune Believer
Taking every fortune too literally.
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I got a fortune that said, "Good things come to those who wait." So, I've been sitting on the couch for three days, waiting for a pizza delivery. My waistline has expanded, but the pizza guy is yet to arrive.
The Fortune Cookie Critic
Questioning the quality of the fortunes.
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Got a fortune that said, "You will find love in unexpected places." I thought, "Great, maybe my fridge will finally stop playing hard to get.
The Competitive Fortune Reader
Turning fortune reading into a competition.
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Got a fortune that said, "You will be remembered for your wit and charm." I told my friend, "Looks like my stand-up career is taking off. Start practicing your applause now, buddy.
The Fortune Cookie Philosopher
Overanalyzing the profoundness of the messages.
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Got a fortune that said, "Don't count the days, make the days count." So, I threw out my calendar and spent the day making balloon animals. Now, I'm unemployed, but at least I'm really good at balloon animals.
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