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What do you call a forklift with a great sense of humor? A pun-derful lift!
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What do forklifts and elephants have in common? They both never forget a heavy load!
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What did the forklift say to the pallet? 'You've got a weighty presence!
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What did the forklift say to the conveyor belt? 'I've got your back – and your front!
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What did the forklift say to the tires? 'You spin me right round, baby, right round!
Forklift Drama
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Forklifts are drama queens of the warehouse. They beep, they groan, and every time they back up, it's like they're auditioning for a role in a reverse horror movie. If only they had an Oscar category for Best Supporting Forklift in a Warehouse Thriller.
Forklift Wisdom
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I tried talking to a forklift the other day, you know, for some warehouse advice. Turns out, forklifts are terrible therapists. They just pick up your emotional baggage and move it to another aisle. If only they could lift the weight off my heart as efficiently as they do with pallets!
Forklift Gym
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I joined a forklift fitness class recently. It's called Pallets and Palates. We lift pallets while sipping lattes. It's the only workout where you can gain weight and still feel accomplished. Who needs dumbbells when you have forklifts?
Forklifts Anonymous
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I met a forklift at a support group once. It said, Hi, I'm Forky, and I'm addicted to lifting. I didn't have the heart to tell Forky it's not a problem – we all secretly wish we had the lifting prowess of a forklift. They're the unsung heroes of the warehouse, one pallet at a time!
Forklift Standup
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If forklifts did stand-up comedy, their opening line would be, Why did the forklift cross the road? To pick up the other side! They'd be the kings of dad jokes, lifting our spirits one pallet at a time.
Forklift GPS
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Forklifts have the worst sense of direction. I swear, they're like the lost tourists of the warehouse. You give them a simple task, and they end up in the cleaning supplies section, looking confused. Maybe they need a forklift GPS – In 500 feet, turn left for pallet paradise!
Forklift Envy
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I have this theory that forklifts are secretly jealous of escalators. Escalators effortlessly lift people, and forklifts are stuck with crates. I bet if forklifts could talk, they'd say, I wish I could elevate someone to the second floor of love and romance.
Forklift Relationships
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I think forklifts are onto something with their lifting skills. I tried picking up my significant other like a forklift once. Let's just say, relationships aren't meant to be elevated three feet off the ground. Who knew romance had weight restrictions?
Forklift Follies
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You ever notice how forklifts think they're the kings of the warehouse? They're like, I lift things, and I'm important! Meanwhile, they're moving at the speed of a sloth on sedatives. It's like watching a dance-off between a snail and a forklift – and my money's on the snail!
Forklift Opera
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Forklifts make a lot of noise in the warehouse, beeping and backing up like they're auditioning for a Broadway show. I'm just waiting for the day when they start belting out arias. Imagine a forklift singing, I Will Always Lift You! That's a performance I'd pay to see!
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