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Coach's Conundrum
Trying to motivate a struggling football team.
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I told my team, "You guys need to play like you're on fire!" Now, I didn't mean it literally. We had to forfeit the match because they thought I meant halftime was barbecue time.
Cheerleader's Dilemma
Keeping the energy up for a team that seems to have forgotten how to win.
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The team is so used to losing that when we actually scored, I had to Google how to do a victory cheer. I was like, "Is it 'Yay us' or 'Boo them'? I can never remember.
Injured Player
Navigating life after a career-ending injury.
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My doctor told me to take up a less strenuous activity after my injury. I suggested chess. He said, "I meant something physically less strenuous." So now I play chess with a helmet on, just in case.
Team Mascot's Tale
Staying enthusiastic while representing a team that's consistently at the bottom.
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I asked the coach if I could suit up and play. He said, "We need someone to lift the team spirit, not bring it down further." I guess wearing a giant animal costume doesn't scream "game-changer" to him.
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