7 Jokes About Football Clubs

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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Why was the football team always in trouble? Because they couldn't stop tackling the issues!
What did the football player say when he broke up with his girlfriend? 'It's not you, it's me – and the fact that you're not a touchdown!
I asked my friend if he wanted to play football in the swamp. He declined – he was afraid of the extra points!
Why do football players make bad criminals? Because they always get caught on tape!
I told my friend I could kick a football 100 yards. He challenged me, so I had to run after it and kick it again!
I used to play football in high school, but I kept getting called for holding. Apparently, hugging the quarterback is against the rules!
What did the football say to the punter? 'You really kick me when I'm down!

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