7 Jokes For Fly Swatter

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Updated on: Aug 16 2024

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I accidentally stepped on my fly swatter. Now I'm feeling 'splat-tastic'!
What's a fly swatter's favorite sport? Swat-ball!
A fly swatter's favorite dance move? The swat and cha-cha!
How does a fly swatter apologize? 'I'm sorry for my previous swat behavior!
Why did the fly swatter take a vacation? It needed to relax and de-stress from all the buzzing work!
Why don't fly swatters make good comedians? They can't handle the fly-by jokes!
Why don't fly swatters ever get invited to dance parties? Because they can't handle the swat moves!

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