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The Clueless Novice Flutist
Misinterpreting musical terms
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The flutist newbie was excited about playing a "concerto." Turns out, they thought it meant playing a concert while wearing a tuxedo. Now they're just overdressed and out of tune.
The Flirtatious Flutist
Romantic encounters with other musicians
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The flutist once tried to impress their crush by playing a romantic melody. The only problem? It was the Jaws theme. Nothing says love like impending danger, right?
The Paranoid Flutist
Fear of instrument sabotage
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The paranoid flutist never plays in the rain. Why? Because they believe moisture will turn their flute into a slippery slope, and they'll end up playing a jazzy rendition of "Slip 'n Slide Sonata.
The Annoyed Musician
Dealing with annoying requests
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The annoyed musician told me they only play songs about vegetables on their flute. I guess they're on a strict diet of greens and not keen on any musical junk food.
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