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You ever notice how buying flowers is like a relationship status update? You walk into the store, pick out the perfect bouquet, and suddenly, you're in a committed relationship with a bunch of roses. It's like, "Sorry, singles, we're busy being romanced by some daisies right now!
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Have you ever tried arranging flowers yourself? It's like a DIY project where you start with good intentions and end up with a bouquet that looks like it's been through a tornado. I call it "floral abstract art.
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Flowers are like the silent poets of love. Instead of expressing our feelings in words, we give someone a bouquet and let the flowers do the talking. It's the original romantic emoji, just with more petals and less typing.
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You ever notice how getting flowers delivered to your workplace is both sweet and slightly awkward? It's like, "Thanks for the roses, but now all my coworkers are giving me the 'ooh, someone's in love' look. Can I enjoy my flowers in peace, please?
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Flowers are the original mood changers. I mean, who needs therapy when you can just walk into a room with a bouquet of sunflowers? Instant happiness! Unless you're allergic, then it's more like instant regret.
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I bought flowers for my significant other the other day, and the florist asked if I wanted them arranged. I said, "Sure, arrange them in a way that makes it look like I know what I'm doing in this relationship." Who knew floral arrangements could be relationship status symbols?
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Flowers are the only gift that comes with an expiration date. You give someone a beautiful arrangement, and it's like, "Happy anniversary! Enjoy the next seven days of floral joy before it turns into a botanical graveyard.
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I tried growing my own flowers once, thinking it would be a romantic gesture. Turns out, I have the gardening skills of a desert. My flowers looked at me and said, "Is this a botanical experiment or a crime scene?
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about receiving flowers. As a kid, you'd be like, "Where's my toy?" Now it's more like, "Oh wow, a bunch of tulips! I must be doing something right in life.
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