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How does Fred Flintstone answer the phone? 'Yabba-dabba-doo, who's there?
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How did Fred Flintstone start his car? With a 'yabba-dabba-doo!' wrench!
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What do you call it when Fred Flintstone skips church? He becomes a 'rock' collector!
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What's Fred Flintstone's favorite Beatles song? 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds '!
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Why did Fred Flintstone become a musician? Because he wanted to play rock music!
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What did Barney Rubble say to Fred Flintstone when he was being too nosy? 'Don't take me for granite!'
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What do you get when you cross Fred Flintstone with a vegetable? A cabbage patch kid!
Flintstone Fashion
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You ever notice Fred Flintstone's wardrobe? He's walking around in a tie and no pants. The original business casual: formal above the waist, party down below. I tried that once, got kicked out of a fancy restaurant.
Rock Hard Decisions
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Living in the Stone Age must have been tough. I bet Fred had some tough decisions to make. Like, Do I use the wheel to drive to work, or do I just drag my feet along the ground? Decisions, decisions!
Dino Dilemma
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Let's talk about Fred Flintstone's pet dinosaur, Dino. That's a huge responsibility. I can't even handle a goldfish. Imagine coming home, and Dino's like, Hey Fred, I ate the neighbor's car again. Oops!
Yabba Dabba Drama
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The Flintstones' catchphrase was Yabba Dabba Doo! I bet if they had a reality show, it would be more like Yabba Dabba Drama! I can see it now: Wilma, I told you to put the mammoth meat in the fridge, not the dino litter box!
Rock n' Roll
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Their cars in Bedrock were powered by foot. Talk about eco-friendly! I tried that once, got strange looks at the gas station. Just topping off my shoe, sir. Save the planet, you know?
Pebbles Problems
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Fred and Wilma had a daughter named Pebbles. I wonder if she had a rebellious phase. You know, slamming her bedroom door made out of solid rock, yelling, You don't understand me, Dad! I'm not a pebble; I'm a boulder!
Prehistoric Pranks
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I can imagine Fred pulling pranks on Barney. Like, Hey, Barney, want to try this new wheel I invented? Oh, by the way, it's square! Poor Barney, always the guinea pig.
Fred's Fitness Routine
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Fred Flintstone was in great shape. His workout routine was cutting-edge, or should I say, cutting-stone? Forget the gym; just lift heavy rocks and outrun dinosaurs. The original CrossFit champion!
Bedrock Blues
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You ever notice how the Flintstones lived in Bedrock? I mean, Bedrock! Sounds more like a chiropractor's nightmare than a place to call home. Honey, I'm home! And my back is older than the dinosaurs!
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