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What did one flannel shirt say to another in a heated argument? 'Let's not unravel over this!
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Why did the flannel shirt go to therapy? It had too many issues to button up!
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I bought a flannel shirt for my computer. Now it has a 'chip' on its shoulder!
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What did one flannel shirt say to the other? 'Check me out, I'm really plaid you're here!
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What did the flannel shirt say to the iron? 'You really know how to press my buttons!
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Flannel, the fabric that says, 'I'm outdoorsy... as long as being outdoors involves cozy blankets and a TV remote.'
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Flannel is the fashion choice for people who want to look like they just emerged from the woods, but in reality, the only thing I've been hunting for is my car keys.
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Flannel shirts are great until you try to pick one in the morning and realize they're all equally soft. It's like choosing your favorite cloud in the sky—impossible and ultimately irrelevant.
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Flannel shirts are like a secret code for, 'I might chop wood, or I might just chop down a pizza in my living room.'
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I tried wearing flannel once to fit in with the lumberjack trend. Turns out, the only trees I'm cutting down are the ones on my Christmas sweater.
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Flannel is like the superhero costume for fall. Instead of saving the world, though, it just keeps me warm while I binge-watch superhero movies.
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Flannel is the fashion statement that says, 'I'm ready for anything!' But what I'm really ready for is another season of my favorite show and a bowl of popcorn.
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Wearing flannel is like wrapping yourself in a cozy contradiction. You look tough on the outside, but inside, you're just a marshmallow looking for a campfire.
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I bought a flannel shirt to channel my inner lumberjack. Turns out, the only trees I'm cutting down are the ones on my plaid pajamas.
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