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You know, I recently decided to get in shape because, well, my doctor said I should. So, like any responsible adult, I hired a fitness trainer. Now, these fitness trainers, they're like motivational speakers on steroids, literally. They'll be like, "You can do it! Push through the pain!" And I'm
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Let's talk about gym fashion for a moment. Why do fitness trainers always look like they just stepped off a runway at the gym? Meanwhile, I'm over here in my mismatched socks and a T-shirt from a 5K I never ran. These trainers are decked out in neon spandex, matching
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So, I'm at the gym, and these fitness trainers are throwing around terms that sound like a foreign language. One guy tells me I need to engage my core. I'm like, "Buddy, I engage my core every time I try not to cry during a sad movie. Is that what
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You ever notice the crazy fitness gadgets these trainers swear by? There's this one gadget that claims to give you six-pack abs by electrocuting your stomach muscles. I tried it once, and I swear I felt like I was auditioning for a sci-fi movie, not working on my fitness. If
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