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The Health Nut
The inner turmoil of wanting a snack but also trying to stay healthy.
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I decided to eat fish sticks because fish is brain food, right? Well, now I understand why my brain is probably doing the backstroke in a pool of regret.
The Environmentalist
The guilt of enjoying fish sticks while caring about the environment.
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I told my friend I was having fish sticks for dinner, and he gave me a look like I just announced I was single-handedly responsible for climate change. Sorry, planet, for my fish stick carbon footprint.
The Fish Stick Chef
The struggle of making fish sticks sound gourmet.
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The recipe said, "Add a pinch of love." I must have misread it because my fish sticks tasted more like a sprinkle of disappointment.
The Picky Eater
The challenge of trying to be fancy with a simple fish stick.
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I tried to impress my friends by serving them fish sticks in an elaborate seafood tower. It was like playing Jenga with frozen disappointment.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Questioning the mysterious origin of fish sticks.
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I did some research on fish sticks, and I found out they're actually a government experiment to see how much processed fish-shaped food the human population can consume before we all turn into fish. It's like the X-Files meets Gorton's Fisherman.
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