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In the Elevator
Awkward elevator rides
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You ever get in an elevator, and someone says, "Let's take the stairs, it's healthier." I'm like, "I'm on an elevator because my motivation took the stairs and left me behind.
At the Grocery Store
Self-checkout struggles
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I tried to scan a watermelon at the self-checkout, and it flashed, "Please place the item in the bagging area." I felt like a magician trying to make a watermelon disappear.
In Traffic
Dealing with road rage
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I got cut off in traffic, and my first instinct was to yell, "Do you kiss your mother with that driving technique?" But then I realized I sound like my grandmother.
At the Coffee Shop
Ordering coffee
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I asked the barista for a strong coffee, and they handed me an espresso. I said, "I meant the coffee, not a shot at immortality.
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