7 Jokes For First Half

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Updated on: Jul 14 2024

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I used to be a baker, but I kneaded dough in the first half of my career. Now, I'm just rolling in the dough!
Why did the scarecrow win an award in the first half of the year? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I started a diet in the first half of the year. The only thing I've lost is my patience!
I used to be a gardener, but I planted myself in the first half of the year. Now, I'm just growing on people.
I only run in the first half of the day. After that, I'm just walking performance art.
I quit my job as a banker in the first half of the year. Turns out, I lost interest!
I tried to write a joke about the first half of the alphabet, but I got stuck at 'H'.

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