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GPS Confusion
When the GPS thinks your firetruck is just a regular vehicle.
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The GPS in a firetruck is probably programmed by someone who has never seen a firetruck. "You have arrived at your destination." Great, I'm in the middle of nowhere, and the fire is three blocks away. Thanks, GPS. Really nailed it.
Firefighter's Dilemma
When your job is to put out fires, but your ride is a firetruck.
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Firefighters and their firetrucks have a love-hate relationship. The truck is like, "I'm the hero, carrying these brave firefighters to the rescue!" Meanwhile, the firefighters are like, "I just wish the hero had better air conditioning.
Firetruck Envy
When your neighbor has a cooler firetruck than you, and all you have is a lawnmower.
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You know you have firetruck envy when you start browsing online for accessories to make your regular car look more like a firetruck. I found a website that sells fake sirens and flashing lights. Now, I just need a good excuse to use them. Maybe I can convince my kids it's time for a "fire drill" every morning.
Impersonating Heroism
When you try to impress someone by driving a firetruck but forget to mention you're a librarian.
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I asked my friend why he lied about being a firefighter. He said, "Well, women love a man in uniform." I said, "But you wear glasses and cardigans." He replied, "Yeah, but have you seen the finesse with which I handle that book stamp?
Toddler's Dream Job
When you're a toddler fascinated by firetrucks, but you can't reach the pedals.
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I saw a toddler try to climb into a firetruck at a park once. The firefighter was nice about it, saying, "Sorry, little buddy, you've got to be at least this tall to save lives." The kid looked up and said, "Well, I'm this tall in imagination!
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