bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
I asked my financial planner for advice. He told me to follow my investments – right into the sunset.
0
0
I asked my financial advisor if I should invest in stocks. He said, 'Stock up on snacks and enjoy the show!
0
0
Why did the investor bring a ladder to the bank? Because he wanted to check his balance!
0
0
I asked the bank for a loan to start a pun business. They said it was a risky play on words.
0
0
Why don't financial analysts ever get mad? They always keep their cool when dealing with assets.
The Wallet Woes
0
0
I recently downloaded a budgeting app. It's like having a personal trainer for your finances, except this trainer screams at you every time you order pizza. Hey, put down that slice! Do a financial crunch instead!
Money Mishaps
0
0
My bank's security questions are like my financial mood swings. They're asking, What's the name of your first pet? And I'm over here like, Well, it was fluffy on payday and hungry at the end of the month!
The Checkbook Chronicles
0
0
I balance my checkbook the way I balance my life—occasionally and with a lot of crossed fingers. Dear universe, let's hope these numbers add up!
Financial Follies
0
0
You ever notice how checking your bank account feels like stepping into a horror movie? You're just waiting for the jump scare of an unexpected bill or a disappearing zero. It's like, Hey, I thought I had more protagonists in this financial thriller!
The Coin Conundrum
0
0
Trying to save money feels like trying to hold water in your hands. You're doing your best, but it slips away faster than you can say, Wait, wasn't I supposed to have savings by now?
Currency Catastrophes
0
0
My wallet's like a black hole for money. You put some cash in there, and it disappears faster than socks in the laundry. If only I could use the same logic to vanish my bills!
Broke Bank Mountain
0
0
Being financially responsible is tough. It's like having a friend who constantly gives you advice but never offers to pay the bill. Hey, remember to save! Sure, but can you save me from this restaurant tab first?
Financial Fitness Fiasco
0
0
People say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone frown on a jet ski? I think money might not buy happiness, but it sure can rent some joy for a weekend!
Financial Fumbles
0
0
I went to a financial advisor once. They gave me this genius advice: Spend less than you earn. I was like, Wow, I paid for that advice? I could've just asked my grandma!
Post a Comment