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I love how they ask for your signature on forms as if that's some kind of personal touch. Like, congratulations, you now have my scribbles – hope they make your legal document feel more special.
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Filling out forms is the adult version of playing Connect the Dots, but instead of creating a masterpiece, you end up with a bureaucratic headache. And don't get me started on those tiny boxes for your address – I feel like I'm trying to squeeze my life story into a postage stamp.
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Why do they give us that false sense of freedom with the "additional comments" section? Like, I'm tempted to write, "Send chocolate with this order," but we all know they'll never read it. It's just there to trick us into feeling heard.
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Why do they call it a "form" anyway? It sounds so official, like I'm signing up for a mission to Mars. It's not a form; it's a questionnaire that makes me question my life choices.
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Ever notice how they always ask for your email twice? Like, are they testing my commitment to this subscription? "If you're really serious about joining our newsletter, prove it by typing it again. We're watching.
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I've come to the conclusion that the more blanks there are to "fill out" on a form, the less I want whatever they're offering. I mean, if you need my blood type and the name of my third-grade teacher, I'm starting to question the legitimacy of your free pen giveaway.
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Filling out forms online feels like participating in a virtual scavenger hunt. "Find the hidden checkboxes, decipher the CAPTCHA, and voila, you may now proceed to pay your utility bill.
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You ever notice how the "fill out" sections on forms are just like the Bermuda Triangle of our personal information? I mean, I'd rather share my deepest secrets with a fortune cookie than write my phone number there.
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The "fill out" section is basically a maze of personal disclosure. "Can we have your mother's maiden name, the street you grew up on, and the name of your first pet?" Are they trying to unlock my secrets or set up a surprise party?
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