7 Jokes For Fettuccine

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Updated on: Jul 30 2025

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the fettuccine Alfredo dressing!

What's a fettuccine's favorite movie? The Pasta and the Furious!

How do fettuccine noodles apologize? They say 'pasta la vista, baby!'

Why did the fettuccine refuse to fight? Because it was a pasta-farian!

What do you call a nervous fettuccine? Shaky-sagna!

I told my friend a joke about fettuccine, but it was too cheesy for them!

What do you call fake fettuccine? An impasta!

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