7 Jokes For Fett

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Updated on: Nov 19 2024

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I bought a pasta-making machine. Now I'm rolling in dough!
I tried to make a joke about fettuccine, but it was too flat!
What do you call a pasta that's full of itself? Egotellini!
I told my friend I'm learning to cook Italian. He said, 'That's a 'fett'ishious endeavor!
I told my friend I love Italian food. He said, 'That's 'fett'astic news!
I accidentally spilled pasta sauce on my dog. Now he's a 'fett'uccine mess!
Why did the macaroni go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage!

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