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Do you ever feel like your refrigerator light is the most judgmental light in your house? You open the door at 2 a.m. for a snack, and that light comes on like, "Really? Again? We're doing this?
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Do you ever feel like your shampoo bottle is mocking your singing skills in the shower? It's probably whispering to the conditioner, "This guy thinks he's the next pop sensation, but he's more like a broken karaoke machine.
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You ever feel like your car's turn signal has a secret life goal to confuse everyone on the road? You signal left, and the guy next to you is turning right, the person behind you thinks you're going in reverse – it's like a vehicular interpretive dance.
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Do you ever feel like your TV remote is training for the Olympic gymnastics team? It's always doing somersaults between the couch cushions, attempting the perfect landing on a soft pillow, and getting a perfect 10 from the judges (aka you and your living room).
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Do you ever feel like your alarm clock is in a conspiracy with Monday mornings? It goes off, and you're like, "Is it trying to wake me up or start a revolution against my precious sleep?
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You ever feel like your shopping cart has a mind of its own? You go into the store for milk and come out with a cart full of snacks, a new plant, and a pair of socks – it's like the cart has a persuasive personality that can't be resisted.
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You ever feel like your bed is a detective, uncovering your nightly movements like a crime scene? You wake up with the sheets all twisted, pillows on the floor, and your blanket missing – it's like your bed is solving a mystery while you sleep.
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Do you ever feel like your fridge is playing hide and seek with your leftovers? You put something in the back, and when you're hungry, it's like a quest to find the last Tupperware container, complete with suspenseful music in the background.
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You ever feel like your phone battery has a more dramatic life than you do? It starts the day with 100%, and by lunchtime, it's already in the red, desperately searching for a charger like it's on a mission from Mission: Impossible.
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