5 Jokes About Feeding The Hungry

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Updated on: May 26 2025

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The Competitive Chef

Turning feeding the hungry into a culinary competition.
I tried to make gourmet sandwiches for the homeless, and one guy asked, "Where's the crustless, organic, gluten-free option?" I'm here to feed you, not open a Michelin-starred restaurant!

The Lazy Volunteer

When you're more interested in sitting than serving.
They say, "Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime." I say, "Hand a man a sandwich while I enjoy this comfy folding chair.

The Overzealous Food Blogger

Trying to capture the perfect Instagrammable moment while feeding the hungry.
I tried to do a live mukbang while serving at the local shelter. The only comment I got was, "Can you chew with your mouth closed? We're trying to have a serious conversation about life here.

The Strict Nutritionist

Balancing nutrition while addressing the immediate needs of the hungry.
I asked a homeless guy if he preferred quinoa or brown rice. He looked at me and said, "Lady, I just want something that won't grow mold before I finish it." Fair point, fair point.

The Cynical Philosopher

Pondering the existential questions while trying to address the basic need for food.
I told a homeless guy, "You are what you eat." He looked at his meal and said, "I guess I'm a sandwich with a side of existential crisis.

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