17 Fb Dp Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 02 2025

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I changed my Facebook DP to a UFO. Now, whenever someone asks, 'What's up?' I can say, 'Not much, just hovering on Facebook!
What did the profile picture say to the timeline? 'You complete me!
Why did the profile picture break up with the cover photo? It felt too exposed!
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many profile picture issues!
I changed my profile picture to a plant. Now I can proudly say, 'I'm growing on Facebook!
My profile picture and my passport photo are having a competition. The passport is winning – it's got more international appeal!
I uploaded a photo of a cat as my profile picture. Now my friends say I've got 'purr-sonality!

The Mystery of the Facebook Display Picture

You ever notice how people's Facebook display pictures are like undercover agents? You meet them in real life, and you're just standing there like, Wait a minute, you're not a heavily filtered sunset with a motivational quote!

My FB DP Is My Best Poker Face

I treat my Facebook display picture like a poker player treats their face. It's all about bluffing. People see that smiling, happy photo, but little do they know, I took that selfie right after eating a family-sized pizza by myself.

Facebook DPs and the Photoshop Fantasy

Facebook display pictures are the real-world application of Photoshop dreams. It's like, I may not have a six-pack in reality, but thanks to filters, I'm practically a fitness model... in an alternate universe.

FB DP: The Time-Traveling Selfie

Changing your Facebook display picture is like taking a selfie that travels through time. You look at your old ones and think, Ah, yes, the era of questionable fashion choices and regrettable hairstyles. Good times.

FB DP, the 21st-Century Canvas

Choosing a Facebook display picture is an art form. It's the only time in my life when I feel like I have the power to make myself look like a Renaissance painting, even if the reality is more like abstract modern art.

I Changed My FB DP, Now I Need Witness Protection

I recently changed my Facebook display picture, and suddenly, I feel like I'm in the witness protection program. I walk into a room, and people are like, Who's this stranger with a slightly different angle and better lighting?

FB DP: Expectations vs. Reality

Setting a new Facebook display picture is like ordering fast food. Expectation: I'm going to look like a model! Reality: I look like I just survived a tornado, and my hair is the aftermath.

Facebook DP: The Eternal Struggle

Deciding on a new Facebook display picture is like choosing your character in a video game. You spend hours scrolling through options, and in the end, you just go with the one where you look the least like a potato.

FB DP: The Struggle for Perfection

You know you've reached adulthood when choosing a Facebook display picture becomes a life-altering decision. It's not just a photo; it's a statement. This is the version of me I want the world to believe exists.

My FB DP vs. My Actual Morning Face

I love the optimism of setting a Facebook display picture. It's like, Yes, world, this is my best angle! Meanwhile, in the morning, I look in the mirror and think, Did I accidentally friend request a raccoon last night?

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