7 Father's Day Sermon Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 10 2025

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I asked my dad for a Father's Day sermon, and he said, 'Sure, but keep it short. I have a dad nap scheduled.
I told my dad I was going to give a Father's Day sermon, and he said, 'Make it quick, I have dad jokes to tell.
My dad's Father's Day sermon wisdom: 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when your kids will steal some when you're not looking.
What did the dad fish say in his Father's Day sermon? 'Always reel in quality time with your kids.
What did the dad say during his Father's Day sermon? 'Remember, parenting is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.
I asked my dad for Father's Day advice. He said, 'Enjoy the little things, like when your kids go to bed.
I asked my dad for Father's Day guidance, and he said, 'The key to parenting is knowing how to press mute on the baby monitor.

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