5 Jokes About Family Members

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Feb 11 2025

Sort By:

I asked my grandpa if he knew how to use Siri. He said, 'I don't know, I never siri-ed anyone.' 👴

My mom told me I should treat my body like a temple. I'm not sure if that means I should light candles and pray or just avoid gluten. 🕯️

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a mirror. 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

My dad always said, 'Find your weaknesses.' So I stared at him for hours. 💪

My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. 🤷‍♂️

Topic of the day

Feb 22 2025

0
Total Topics

0
Added Today