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Remember when getting poked was something you did to annoy your siblings? Now it's an online gesture that's supposed to convey... what exactly? "I'm thinking of you, but not enough to write an actual message"?
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Facebook pokes are the unsolicited hugs of the digital world. You're just scrolling through your notifications, minding your own business, and suddenly, BAM! A poke jumps out of nowhere.
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If Facebook pokes were a currency, I'd be a billionaire by now. I've been poked so many times; I'm practically rolling in digital nudges. I should start a poker's club, right?
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Facebook pokes are like the ghosts of social media. You can't see them, you're not sure why they're there, and they tend to disappear when you try to engage in a meaningful conversation.
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Getting a Facebook poke is like receiving a virtual tap on the shoulder. I always imagine the person behind it saying, "Hey, remember me? No? Well, let me remind you with this subtle disturbance in your online force.
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Facebook pokes are the social media equivalent of someone trying to get your attention by throwing a tiny pebble at your window. It's like, "Did you really have to resort to poking? I have notifications for a reason!
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Have you ever received a Facebook poke and wondered, "Is this person saying hello, or are they just trying to accidentally like my profile picture from 2010?
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I always wonder if there's a secret society of people who communicate exclusively through Facebook pokes. Like, are they the cool kids of the internet, and the rest of us are just stuck in the comment section?
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You know you're living in the future when a virtual poke has more social significance than a firm handshake. I'm just waiting for the day we introduce Facebook high-fives or digital fist bumps.
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