6 Facebook In English Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 25 2024

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I'm not saying my dad is addicted to Facebook, but we had to unfriend the refrigerator because he kept checking in.
I told my dog we couldn't have a Facebook account. Now he won't stop barking up the wrong tree!
I don't always use Facebook, but when I do, it's to update my status on how little I use Facebook.
I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode. Just like my Facebook relationship status.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Just like my Facebook friends when I post something.
I'm not addicted to Facebook. I just have withdrawal symptoms when I'm not online.

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