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You ever notice how villains always have this stereotypical evil laugh? It's like they all went to the same evil laugh academy or something. Picture this: You're trying to take over the world, and suddenly you burst into an evil laugh. But here's the thing, in real life, it's not as menacing as it sounds in the movies. You'd probably just end up with a sore throat and weird looks from your neighbors. And what's the deal with the late-night snacks? Every evil mastermind in every movie has this elaborate plan to destroy the world, and then in the middle of the night, they're raiding the fridge for some leftover pizza. Like, "I'll conquer the world after I finish this sandwich." Maybe that's why they always fail – low blood sugar!
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You ever try doing an evil laugh in your daily life? It's not easy! I tried it once at the office when my boss asked me to work overtime. I just let out this awkward "muahaha," and everyone stared at me like I was the office weirdo. And, let's be honest, I kind of am, but that's beside the point. I even tried it in the grocery store. You know, when the cashier tells you the total, and you want to appear mysterious and cunning. So, I did the evil laugh, and the cashier just looked at me and said, "Sir, your card was declined." Turns out, being evil doesn't come cheap.
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Dating is tough, especially when you have an evil laugh. Imagine trying to impress someone on a first date, and you accidentally slip into an evil laugh when they ask about your hobbies. "Well, besides world domination, I really enjoy gardening." And then there's that awkward moment when you drop them off, and you go in for a goodnight kiss. Do you end it with a sweet smile or an evil laugh? It's a fine line, my friends, a fine line.
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I recently joined Evil Laughs Anonymous. Yeah, it's a support group for people who just can't control their sinister chuckles. We sit in a circle and share our experiences. "Hi, I'm John, and I accidentally scared my cat with my evil laugh last night." The first step to recovery is admitting you have a maniacal cackle issue. But let me tell you, those group therapy sessions get weird. One guy brought his evil sidekick parrot, and every time someone shared a story, the parrot would squawk, "Muahaha!" I think we need a support group for support groups at this point.
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