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You know, I bet if euthanasia became a social norm, people would start sending sympathy cards preemptively. "Sorry for your future loss. May your exit be as swift as the Wi-Fi in an elevator." And what about euthanasia etiquette? Do you bring flowers to the assisted suicide party? "I got you these roses, just in case you need something to smell on the other side."
I can imagine the awkward conversations at the euthanasia clinic. "Hey, haven't seen you since last week. How's it hanging?" "Oh, you know, just waiting for my number to be called. It's like the DMV, but with less paperwork and more existential dread."
But seriously, imagine the Yelp reviews for euthanasia clinics. "Five stars – would die again!
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So, euthanasia is this hot-button issue. People have strong opinions on it. I mean, if you bring up euthanasia at a dinner party, it's like throwing a hand grenade into the conversation. Suddenly, everyone has a stance, and the vibe becomes less appetizing than a three-day-old sandwich. And don't you love how people become philosophical when discussing euthanasia? It's like they turn into instant experts on the meaning of life. "Well, you see, life is a beautiful journey, and death is the grand finale, but who needs a finale when you can binge-watch the entire series?"
But here's the thing – deciding on euthanasia is tough. It's like choosing between cable packages – you're stuck with a bunch of channels you don't want, and none of them seem worth the price. It's the ultimate existential subscription.
I can just picture a therapist saying, "Tell me about your childhood." And you're like, "Doc, we're way past that. Let's talk about my end-of-life package instead.
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In our tech-driven world, I wouldn't be surprised if there's an app for euthanasia. Swipe left for a peaceful passing, swipe right for an adrenaline-filled exit. And if you super-like, you get a discount on the funeral arrangements. But knowing my luck, I'd probably get a notification: "Your euthanasia request is on hold. Please wait for the next available angel of mercy."
And what about the customer reviews? "Great service, prompt departure. The only downside was the elevator music while waiting – two stars."
I can see it now, the euthanasia influencers on social media. "Hey, guys, just had the most amazing transition. The afterlife is so lit – literally."
In conclusion, maybe we should just stick to the old-fashioned way of dealing with life's challenges – through humor. Because if we can laugh about it, maybe we can delay the need for that existential exit strategy.
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You know, the other day I was thinking about euthanasia. Yeah, heavy topic, right? I mean, how did we go from "live, laugh, love" to "live, laugh, consider a medically assisted exit strategy"? It's like the ultimate Yelp review for life, isn't it? I imagine there's a whole menu for euthanasia. You walk into the clinic, and they hand you a pamphlet: "Today's Specials: Swift Departure, Peaceful Parting, or the Combo Platter for the indecisive." And of course, there's always that one friend who's like, "I heard the 'Instant Nirvana' option is to die for."
But seriously, who comes up with these names? It's like they hired a marketing team from a spa. "Try our Tranquil Transition Package – because serenity shouldn't be restricted to the living!"
You've got to wonder, if euthanasia became as common as ordering a pizza, would they have a drive-thru? "Yeah, I'll take a large Supreme Exit, extra pain relief, and a side of dignity, please.
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