7 Jokes For Erectile

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Updated on: Jun 23 2024

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I accidentally used superglue instead of lube. Now, I can't close my eyes.
What do you call a man who can't stand up during a date? A sit-down comedian.
I accidentally texted my mom about my erectile issue. She replied, 'You'll need more than autocorrect for that, dear.
I accidentally brought home elastic instead of condoms. Now, I'm all stretched out.
I bought my girlfriend a mood ring. When she's in a good mood, it turns blue. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead.
My friend asked me why I always carry a pencil to bed. I said, 'In case I need to draw a blank.
I saw an ad for erectile dysfunction pills. It said, 'Keep your chin up!' So, I guess you could say they're uplifting.

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