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You ever been to the ER at like 2 in the morning? I swear, that place is busier than a Starbucks during finals week. I walk in, and the nurse gives me this look like, "Oh great, another one." I'm just thinking, "Hey, lady, if I wanted a judgmental stare, I'd go to my mother-in-law's house." But seriously, ER nurses are like the unsung heroes of the night. They deal with everything from twisted ankles to people who thought it was a good idea to juggle chainsaws. I asked one nurse, "What's the craziest thing you've seen?" She looks at me deadpan and says, "You don't want to know." Now, I'm thinking, "Challenge accepted!
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Ever notice that the ER has its own special diet plan? It's called the "Nausea and No-Appetite Diet." You sit there for hours, and by the time the doctor sees you, you've lost 5 pounds from stress alone. Forget about those fancy diet programs; just schedule a visit to the ER, and you'll be beach-ready in no time. And the hospital food? Don't get me started. They bring you a tray, and you're thinking, "Is this a meal or a science experiment?" I asked the nurse if it was gluten-free, and she just gave me a look like I asked her to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded.
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Have you ever tried to decipher the secret language of ER nurses? They talk in code, I'm telling you. The other day, I overheard a nurse say, "We've got a Code Blue in Room 5." Now, I don't know about you, but in my world, "Code Blue" sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie, not an emergency room. I tried to crack the code myself. "Code Red" must mean someone's bleeding, "Code Yellow" is probably a bathroom emergency, and "Code Green" is, well, I'll leave that to your imagination. It's like a medical game of Simon Says, but instead of touching your nose, you're saving lives.
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Let's talk about the ER waiting room. It's like a bizarre mix of a reality show and a wildlife documentary. You've got people with mysterious rashes, others holding ice packs on their heads, and that one guy who's convinced he's allergic to air. I mean, what's next? "Doctor, I think I have a rare case of oxygen intolerance." And can we discuss the magazines they have there? I swear, the magazines are older than some of the doctors. You're flipping through a 2003 National Geographic, and suddenly you're an expert on ancient civilizations. I'm just there, trying not to catch some prehistoric virus.
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