7 Jokes For Enrage

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Updated on: Jul 18 2024

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I told my friend a joke about anger management. He didn't get it, and now I'm furious!
Why don't scientists trust atoms when they're angry? Because they make up everything!
I asked my phone if it could keep a secret. Now it's not talking to me, and I'm left wondering what I said to enrage it!
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it's on a vacation in 'Sleep' mode, and I'm stuck here, raging!
Why did the cookie go to therapy? It had too many chips on its shoulder, and the crumbs of anger were hard to digest!
I told my coffee it was hot, and now it won't espresso its feelings. I guess I really steamed it up!
I told my alarm clock it was too loud. Now it's snoozing in silent protest, and I'm enrage-d by the morning silence!

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