7 Jokes For End Of The Year

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Updated on: Dec 15 2024

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I'm planning to start a gym at the end of the year. It'll be called 'Resolutions'. It should do well for about a month.
At the end of the year, I thought of taking up meditation. But then I realized sitting silently isn't my forte.
Why do New Year's resolutions never work? Because it's like a software update – they temporarily fix bugs but often create new ones.
Why did the music teacher go to jail at the end of the year? She got caught fingering A minor.
Why did the calendar go to therapy at the end of the year? It felt like its days were numbered.
At the end of the year, I asked my friends for their resolutions. Turns out, procrastination is a popular one. They're still deciding on last year's resolutions.
Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend at the end of the year? She was outstanding in her field, but he wanted someone more down to earth.

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