8 Jokes For Empty Glass

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Updated on: Dec 02 2024

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I asked the empty glass if it was optimistic. It said, 'I always look at the glass half full... until you drink it.
Why did the empty glass go to therapy? It just couldn't hold its emotions!
Why did the empty glass apply for a job? It wanted to be filled with opportunities!
I told the empty glass a joke, but it didn't laugh. Guess it had a dry sense of humor!
Why did the empty glass break up with the plate? It couldn't handle being transparent about its feelings!
I offered my empty glass some sympathy, but it just couldn't hold onto it!
Why did the empty glass become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing beverages!
Why did the empty glass break up with the water pitcher? It couldn't handle the commitment!

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