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Why did the emoji break up with the exclamation mark? It was tired of all the shouting! 😤❗
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Why did the smartphone break up with the emoji? It couldn't handle the constant heartache! 💔
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Why did the emoji bring a ladder to the conversation? It wanted to take it to the next level! 🤣🪜
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Why did the emoji turn off its notifications? It needed some 'me time'! 📵
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Why did the emoji break up with the alphabet? It wanted someone more 'symbolic'! 😢🔤
Emoji Overload
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You ever notice how emojis have taken over our conversations? I mean, I'm just waiting for someone to send me a full emoji novel! Hey, how was your day? and I get back a string of symbols that look like hieroglyphics. I'm just waiting for the day when someone texts me, I love you and all I get is the poop emoji. Thanks, sweetheart.
Emoji Overkill
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You ever get those people who use emojis like they're paid by the symbol? I once got a message that was 90% emojis, 10% actual words. I felt like I was reading a modern-day Egyptian tablet. I kept waiting for the emoji version of the Rosetta Stone to decode it!
Emojis on Dates
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Imagine going on a date where you only communicate through emojis. How was your day? 😍🍕🎥💤. Sounds romantic, right? Until you realize they're saying, I love pizza, movies, and napping. I mean, sure, it's my ideal day too, but can we at least use some words?
Emojis in Court
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I'm waiting for the day when emojis become evidence in court. Your Honor, Exhibit A: the eggplant and peach emojis. The judge would be like, Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it appears we have a saucy situation on our hands. And possibly a dinner recipe.
The Emotionless Emoji
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Ever send an emoji to express your feelings and get a totally different vibe? I sent a crying emoji when my team lost, and my friend replied with a laughing face! I was like, Dude, I'm drowning in tears here! and he's laughing like it's the funniest thing since sliced mammoth.
The Emoji Intervention
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I think we need an emoji intervention. I mean, they're great for expressing feelings, but if your autobiography is just emojis, we've got a problem. Chapter 1: 👶🏻🍼. Chapter 2: 🎓💼. Chapter 3: 🚗💍. And that's how I met your mother. Or was it your father? It's so hard to keep track!
Emojis in History
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Imagine if our ancestors communicated with emojis. Dear Diary, discovered fire today 🔥. Big deal, right? But then Og stole my flint 😡. The caveman version of 'Og' probably thought he was being poetic, but to us, it just looks like an early version of 'Dude, where's my car?
The Emoji Translator
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You ever tried to decode an emoji? I feel like I'm on some secret mission trying to crack a code. Is this the smiley face that says 'I'm happy' or the one that says 'I have gas'? And why does the eggplant mean something different to everyone? For some, it's dinner, for others, it's... well, let's just say it's not something you'd serve at a family dinner.
The Emoji Misfire
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Ever have an emoji misfire? I once tried to send a heart emoji to my grandma and accidentally sent the devil one! That conversation took a dark turn real quick. Grandma's reply? Is there something you're not telling me, dear?
The Emoji Detective
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I tried to play detective with emojis once. My friend sent me a message with a thumbs up, a gun, and a poop emoji. I was like, Is he threatening me with a crappy situation or praising me for a killer job? Turns out he just liked my new shoes. Fashion is dangerous, folks.
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