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You ever notice how they make those electrical outlets so close to the bathtub in hotels? It's like they're testing our commitment to personal safety. "I just wanted to charge my phone, not audition for a sequel to 'Electric Boogaloo'!
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I was reading about people getting electrocuted, and the articles always say, "Avoid contact with live wires." I mean, no kidding! If I see a wire sparking, I'm not going for a friendly handshake. "Oh, nice to meet you, Mr. Live Wire. Zap!
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They say water and electricity don't mix, but have you ever tried to untangle your phone charger from the spaghetti of other cables near the kitchen sink? It's like navigating a danger zone. "Okay, I'll just reach over the toaster, duck under the blender, and, oh look, there's a puddle!
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I heard someone say, "I got a shock from my headphones." Now, I've had earworms from catchy tunes, but getting electrocuted by your playlist is a whole new level. "Sorry, officer, I didn't see the 'High Voltage Beats' warning.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about new appliances. Got a toaster, a blender, and a microwave? Congratulations, you're a domestic daredevil playing Russian Roulette with power outlets!
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I love how we call it an "electrical shock" as if it's something you might recover from. "Oh, I had a little shock earlier, but I'm fine now." Yeah, right. Once you've danced the electric jitterbug, you're never quite the same.
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Have you ever been shocked by a doorknob after shuffling around in socks on the carpet? That's a poor man's version of electrocution. You're not in danger, but for a split second, you contemplate whether you're secretly a superhero discovering your powers.
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They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. Well, that's reassuring until you realize you're standing in the same spot during a thunderstorm. "I survived once, lightning, give me a break!
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You ever notice how the word "electrocuted" sounds like some fancy energy drink for ghosts? Like, "Yeah, I was feeling a bit low on spectral energy, so I grabbed a can of Electrocuted. Now I'm haunting at full power!
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