7 Jokes About Elderly Drivers

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Updated on: Feb 12 2025

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What's an elderly driver's favorite exercise? Running out of patience!
What's an elderly driver's favorite movie? 'The Slow and the Curious'!
I asked my grandma if she likes fast cars. She said, 'Only when they're parked.
My grandpa is like a GPS. He may not always take the fastest route, but he's got some great stories along the way!
I told my grandma she drives like a maniac. She replied, 'Well, at least I'm a polite maniac. I always use my turn signal!
My grandpa says he drives like he's 20. I guess that's in Fahrenheit!
I told my grandma she should use her blinker. She replied, 'I do, dear. Every time I turn my head!

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