5 Jokes For Eiffel Tower

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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Tourist Trap

Everyone wants a piece of the Eiffel Tower
I asked the Eiffel Tower for relationship advice. It said, "Sometimes you just have to stand tall and ignore all the people climbing all over you.

Architect's Nightmare

When architects realize they didn't build the Eiffel Tower
The Eiffel Tower and architects have something in common – both are experts at making people look up in awe and say, "How did they pull that off?

Security Guard Blues

Keeping the Eiffel Tower safe from selfie-stick-wielding tourists
Security guards at the Eiffel Tower have the toughest job – trying to look intimidating while holding a baguette.

Lover's Lament

When your romantic evening at the Eiffel Tower is ruined by street vendors and selfie sticks
I tried proposing at the Eiffel Tower, but a street vendor interrupted us, yelling, "Get your miniature Eiffel Towers here!" Nothing says romance like competing with tiny metal replicas.

Pigeon Perspective

Pigeons love the Eiffel Tower, but it's a constant battle for the best perch.
Pigeons consider the Eiffel Tower their version of a luxury resort – great views, plenty of tourists to annoy, and a central location for all their bird business.

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