6 Jokes About Egypt

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Updated on: Nov 28 2024

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Why did the pyramid go to therapy? It had too many issues to pyramid!
Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!
Why did the pharaoh visit the dentist? To fix his pyramid problems!
Why did the cat go to Egypt? To see the mew-seum!
How do Egyptians stay cool in the desert? They have a lot of de-Nile fans!
Why did the archaeologist go broke? Because his life was in ruins!

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