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Why did the egg carton join a band? It had the beat that could make eggs-plosions!
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Why did the egg carton go to therapy? It had separation issues from the egg whites!
Egg Carton Confessions
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You ever look at an egg carton and realize it's just a fancy egg organizer trying to contain the chaos inside? It's like the eggs are confessing their yolky secrets to the carton, saying, Hold us together, egg carton, for we are on the edge of cracking up.
Egg Carton Riddles
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Why do egg cartons have those mysterious numbers on them? Are they secret egg codes? I'm convinced they're just messing with us. Hey, Bob, let's confuse them. Put a '12' here. No reason. Just for laughs.
Egg Carton Hoarders
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I went to a friend's house, and they had like five empty egg cartons stacked up in the corner. I asked, Are you planning on starting a chicken farm in your living room? It's like they're preparing for the egg apocalypse or something.
Egg Carton Innovations
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I think egg cartons need an upgrade. How about a built-in GPS for eggs that always roll away? Or a motivational speaker that cheers you on every time you successfully crack an egg without any shell bits? Now that's innovation!
Egg Carton Extravaganza
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You ever notice how egg cartons are like the VIP section for eggs? I mean, it's like they're living in their own little egg mansion. If I were an egg, I'd demand a tiny red carpet every time I got taken out.
Egg Carton Zen
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Egg cartons are the masters of zen. They teach us that even in the chaos of the fridge, you can find order. It's a lesson in patience and balance. Just like in life, you've got to keep your eggs in one carton and your sanity in the other. Namaste, egg carton, namaste.
Egg Carton Love Stories
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Egg cartons are the ultimate matchmakers. You ever notice how eggs in the same carton always stick together? It's like a little egg love story. Oh, you're from the corner too? Let's stick together and hatch some egg-citing plans.
Egg Carton Puzzles
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I tried to impress my date by cooking breakfast. I confidently opened the fridge and saw an egg carton. Little did I know, it was a puzzle. Half the eggs were hard-boiled, and the other half were raw. Breakfast turned into a game of egg roulette.
Egg Carton Conspiracy
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I'm convinced that egg cartons are plotting against us. You buy a dozen eggs, but somehow, by the time you get home, there are only eleven. I'm telling you, the eggs are in on it. They're planning their great escape one egg at a time.
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